Frodo

I went out roaming!  Yeah yeah yeah!  Oh what a thrill through my spine as a I stepped out into my latest territory, what a sense of returning home, and of renewed bloodlust.  My life basically rules now.

It was a little scary, though, too.  I mean, for like 8 seconds.  Then I started confidently prowling.  It’s just, you see, I hadn’t been out on the streets in like 2 years, and I wasn’t sure if things had, you know, changed or anything.  Plus these are new streets to me (even though I’ve lived hear for those past 2 years, what the fuck is up with that?!? I was kept inside too long).  But I totally have found my way around, have found that all the other cats are still nothing compared to my might and ferocity, and that I still relish tearing up all their asses.  Sometimes I worry that it might start feeling too easy, you know?  But that hasn’t happened yet, hee hee…

Oh and my mama got me the most flamingest collar ever, hot pink with glitter!  I feel like such the hot daddy stud out there on my streets, I love it, it rules.  I made a photo album of my first thrilling days outside to show you that I am not making this shit up.

Omigod I saw this cartoon and it made me laugh so hard:

You know, as they say, it’s funny because it’s true.  (That was so totally me before I got a boyfriend.  I used to sneak up on my mama and just stick it in and hope that she might just be cool with it.  Which, past a certain point, usually she would not be.)

Oh I also read this article about the fundamental sexism in abstinence-only / anti-sex right-wing rhetoric that I thought was quite good.  I mean, not arguments that were so much new to me, but I thought that it was overall put together in a very compelling, thorough, and insightful way.  I dug it.

Also, this is my new favorite web site:  http://knitemare.org/cats/.  Those kids are bad-ass.

Sammi told me that his mommy is moving him to a new house soon.  We’ve been at a bit of a loss, not sure what to do with our feelings and with the relationship that we have built over the past 2 years.  It’s been hard.  I am pretty sad about this.  I love my boyfriend Sammi.

Oh and p.s. - The itchies are back… 

What’s up friends?  I haven’t seen some of you for a while, so I wanted to give a little hello and life update.  Now that my mama has finished all of her past-deadline big jobs, she’s not at the computer as much, so now I get to use it when I want to finally.

Though that said, my mama is still poking around on that computer reading articles a lot, as she always tends to do.  I’ve been jumping on and reading some of them, too.  This one I hated the most, but this one I liked very much.  Not that the dyke march is so much my scene, but I am interested in the gender politics, you know?  And what would my scene be anyway (I mean, where does one go in order to feel a sense of belonging as a daddy who is a cat and also a bear)?  I think that me and Sammi basically are the scene.  Sammi is my fay boyfriend.  Sammi == h0ttt

Oh yes, but a big thing going on for me is this new hypoallergenic food bizniz.  This stuff is the shit!  Remember how I used to scratch myself vigorously all the time (and get squirted by mama when I would do it in the middle of the night in bed with her), and howl a lot, and not be able to sleep through the night, and have weird hard crusty things growing out of my skin all over, and chew on my belly until it bled (making everyone’s favorite plunger/quacking sounds, I know; yes I can hear you fuckers making fun of me, that’s what my big fucking pointy ears do, you know)?  Well no more!  Or well, at least I do less now, I mean I do still howl sometimes and get itchy occasionally, but it’s definitely not like before.  So it seems that I was allergic to something in my previous food.  Yes that’s right, my previous diet food (I told mama all along I didn’t need no fucking diet).  Anyway, it’s fabulous.  And great for everyone.  I’ve noticed that my mama doesn’t seem to try so hard anymore to sleep as many nights as possible at other houses like she had been doing before.  I think she was getting really cranky with me when I wasn’t making it so easy for her to sleep.  So I think that this might make us grow closer to each other.  Oh, I love my mama.

Though lately I do miss roaming outdoors.  I’ve been trying more often to sneak out there.  No luck yet…